I don't know if anyone has taken this angle.

So everyone's all happy about Jill Carroll being released from her imprisonment in Baghdad.

Now I know the girl has made it through a lot and this may come out as being crass, but she's pretty hot. I like that whole brunnette with glasses thing she has going on. So if she needs someone to ease her back into American life she should just leave me a message and we'll go out for steak and ice cream or something.