Melanoma and Me

A magical journey through a world of scalpels, stitches, radiation bombardment, gnomes, and hopefully hershey's kisses. Do you hear me? Hersheys. Kisses.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Back in the game

Hello all,

Well, after a few month's hiatus M&me is back in business! So, yes, I went to my good friend Dr. Conti this morning and he was all like, "Daaaaamn boy!!!! You'se gots some elongated, malformed dysplapsia with abnormal pigmentation, we gonna slice those bad boys right off yo back, snickety snack!"

So yeah, I'm on my way back dealing with this business. I go under the knife twice in May to get 4 moles off and biopsied. We'll have to see what happens. But in the previous few months I've decided to make some changes, and here they are.

Quasimoledos - they served me well. I 've always been a fan of The Hunchback of Notre Dame, but it's time for a change. From now on those sinks of evil will be knows as Darth Moles.

Nickelback - Just kidding, I still hate Nickelback, I mean come on! It's me!

Hershey's Kisses - I appreciate the outpouring of hershey's awesomeness the last time around, but, uh, I still haven't eaten them all, so I'm good. Thanks, though.

Well that's it for now, I'll be blogging, stay tuned!

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, every cloud has a silver lining. You still have possile cancerous growths...but your blog is back up!!

Guess it's all a matter of give and take. Good luck playing the Jedi vs Darth Moles. I hear he triple wields lightsabres.

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Noooooooooo!!! Use the force Obi-Conti-nobi and defeat these Darth Moles!

12:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry to hear about quasimoledos man...but at least you still hate Nikelback....

4:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry Kyle, we can just use our ancient, ceremonial, native american, tribal dance to ask the spirit of the buffalo to heal your wounds. 60% of the time it works everytime!

10:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Kyle,

Sorry to hear about your quasimoledos coming back. I do agree about that Nickelback song though...horrible.

10:41 PM  
Blogger Kyle said...

Thanks guys. this shit's just a damn, dirty bitch, it ain't got nothin on me!

11:02 PM  

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