To sum up
It has come to my attention that perhaps thus far my blog has been less than helpfull at explaining the details of the situation. Apparently I am too funny and forget to actually give details, or they are burried in funny stuff and you are too busy wiping the tears of mirth from your eyes to read the serious stuff. So here is a concise summary.
-I have several nasty moles that blead, are mis-shapen, and multi-colored
-My non-English as his first language doctor thinks they are Melanoma, so he sent me to get some of them chopped off and biopsied.
-Mr. biopsy happens in a magical place I like to call Glasgow Delaware on Wednesday.
-I've been all over Scotland, but not to Glasgow yet. That said Edinburgh is my favorite city on earth. I love it.
-I don't know when the biopsy results will get back. With my lack of knowledge of scientific fact I can only assume that I have to wait for the biopsy fairy to consume enough pickled herrings for her to activate her bionic vision and tell me of the presence of an excess of vapours.
-Donations of pickled herrings can be made to -428.9 Santa Claus Lane Land of Fairie 22456
-If the results come back positive I'm pretty sure that I would need to be transported to the secret underwater lair of team Excision! Where I will have a remarkably comfortable afternoon of mud wraps, salt baths, hot stone massages, and something called Reiki.
-I will then go to Michael's restaurant and purchase Bananna's Foster. a.k.a. the best dessert known to man.
posted by Kyle @ 7:05 PM
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So I'm in New York at the moment. Did you know I was heading to NY for a night? Perhaps, perhaps not. In any case, I'm on business in a shithole called Elmsford. This cesspool of a town is about 5 minutes north of White Plains, which is actually pretty nice (note: White Plains is nice, not Elmsford). This is how you know our hotel sucks: they gave us a flier that said "don't call attention to yourself by wearing jewelry." I'll bring it home so you can see it. So we picked our dinner place by looking through the pamphlet in the hotel and picking the one with the nicest ad. That ended up being "Mr Chang's Sushi Bar", which unsurprisingly did not exist. We ended up at "itchy ricky's" (that's spelled phonetically, whereas the restaurant was those words but spelled in Japanese) which was very nice and really quite good despite being in a place where we weren't comfortable leaving our laptop computers in the car. And the George Washington bridge SHAKES - I'm not sure what's up with that, but they should really check into it.
Ok so what does that have to do with your post? Well, to be honest ... nothing. When you say that your biopsy is Wednesday, I assume you mean next week? If you really meant today, then I hope it went well. If you've got nothing better to do, I'd say to go to EM Photonics tomorrow (Thursday) because all the management will be absent and I heard rumors of an all-Starcraft day. ;)
Oh and sorry about that dog that died a few posts ago. I know it wasn't a real dog, but I know how the Red Man really gets caught up in animal things.
'Reiki' sounds Oriental. Shae, as our resident Celestial, can you translate that for us?
(I'm 1/8th Native American)
As much as I would love to play starcraft at EM Photonics all day, I sadly have to deal with a huge-ass concert that is sadly very time consuming and frankly has levels of complexity that are far beyond my puny intelect. I can only hope that the roof of the theatre doesn't collapse.
Reiki translates as "way to take round-eyes' money."
Ahh, of course! Thanks, Lady Nip :)
I just realized that I've been missing out on Jon's bogus weblinks.
Some of them actually exist... erikisgay.com seems to be a porn aggregator.
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