I should keep dental floss at work.

Hello loyal readers.

So I'm sitting at work this fine evening waiting for a karaoke contest to start. Although this ain't your greasy bar karaoke, we're talking 600 people on stage mega karaoke with the best singers from all the surrounding sororities. It's just too bad that it's cold and rainy outside, thus limiting awesome outfit potential.

But with all this amazingness surrounding me what's the one thing on my mind? That damn piece of pepperoni from tonight's dinner stuck in my teeth. It's driving me absolutely crazy. I can feel it with my tongue but I can't work the damn thing loose. I really need to start keeping dental floss at work.

And on an unrelated note, some of you Delawareans may know of Ryan Cormier. He's the News Journal's resident pop culture guy. He hangs out at the beaches in the summer and writes about hip stuff. Never in my wildest imagination did I think that he's a four hundred pound mountain of a man. If you combined him, me, and Tony Soprano you'd get Jabba the Hutt.