Karl Rove is one sneaky bastard.

Ok, so I've been working a whole, whole lot the last few days. And while I was at work I was thinking about the whole Don Imus thing, and after doing all the math, crunching the numbers, I've decided that it's all a huge plot by Karl Rove.

I mean think about it! Imus was a champion of the independent white male voters that the republicans crave. Their bread and butter! And along comes Don Imus and endorses democrat after democrat after democrat. That's just not right.

So Karl Rove fed the girls from Rutgers some mega steroids to get to the championship knowing full well that Don Imus would say something stupid. Then he used the frontal cortex outrageautron that he had inserted into Sharpton's head. He cranked that baby to the max!

So what happens? No more Imus being used as a conduit for Democrats to talk to independent white males. Genius!